So here’s how this will work:

Chapter 1: The Basic Facts
Chapter 2: Sentimental Rambling
Chapter 3: A Heartfelt Thank You

Sound good? Ok cool.

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Chapter 1: 
Our March 31st CD release show will also be our final show. We will be releasing our full-length album Practice Resurrection Like The Fox Makes Tracks. We will be sharing the stage with Kingsley Flood, Spirit Kid, and Tallahassee, an immensely talented collection of bands. We’ll drink and dance and play rock & roll until they pull the plug. We can’t wait to see you there.

Chapter 2:
After much discussion, we’ve decided to call it day and go out with a celebratory bang. No drama or scandals, just four friends knowing when to bow out gracefully. We’ve done more in the last 8 years of being a band than any of us could have ever expected or asked for. It’s impossible to list all the bands, people, & places we’ve met and loved. It’s impossible to quantify the happiness we’ve derived from creating and playing this ungodly racket for friends & strangers alike. Maybe some cosmic accountant has the full tally, a neat ledger of every hour spent recording - practicing - playing, every mile spent on the road, every spilled beer & broken string, every drop of blood&sweat left behind, every ringing eardrum, every airwave occupied, and every person who has been kind of enough come out to a show. Even if this record existed, it still wouldn’t capture what Thick As Thieves has meant to us. It’s beyond words and numbers. 

Chapter 3:
Thank you for coming out to our shows. Thank you for listening to our songs. Thank you for sharing the stage with us. Thank you for sharing your apartments with us. Thank you for your support and patience and kindness. Thank you for everything. There’s a lot of shit music out there: thank you for believing in rock & roll.

See you on March 31st. 

- Tyler & Aaron & Mike & Kellen